For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Wet Wednesday, J finds his way to the shower after taking a covering of oatmeal, a bucket of water, a wamwich, a shaving foam bucket, a bowl of green slime, and yet another bucket of water! He strips to the nude before taking his time to shampoo and rinse his hair and wash his body. After all the fun and with the warm water feeling so amazing, J decides to play in the shower while still trying to clean himself! How naughty! Of course being his lovely smartass self, J says goodbye with his dick waving like a helicopter! XD Scene includes solo male masturbation content.

For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Messy Monday, J decides to have some fun after his recent Fiver Friday shoot. So while still soaking wet and fully clothed in a white shirt, white socks, and oatmeal filled tightey whiteys, J takes 5 pies in a lovely wamwich before deciding he needs even more mess and eagerly shoving a bucket of shaving foam over his head and smearing it in nicely. Naturally, this still wasn’t enough for J so he took a nice batch of bright green cake batter slime straight to his creamy face! Of course this is followed with another “rinse off” of J getting drenched with a bucket of water while still fully clothed!

For the debut installment of a new concept on Mess-Adventures called Fiver Friday, J dresses in a white shirt, white socks, and tightey whiteys before taking a large bowl of oatmeal down the undies and then over his head! This is followed by a “rinse off” of J getting drenched with a bucket of water while still fully clothed!

J dressed in a white t-shirt and tightey whiteys takes a nice chunky slime made of cake batter, oatmeal, applesauce, and creamed corn before edging twice and rinsing off. Scene includes male solo masturbation content and rinse off with shampoo footage.

Here comes J. Bond Sloppingtail, sloppin' down the gungey trail, slippity sloppity Easter's on its way! Bringin' every gal and guy baskets full of gunge and pies, things to make one messy holiday! It's Easter and J has decided to have lots of fun to celebrate! Dressed only in tightey whiteys and bunny ears, J opens 12 plastic eggs, each containing a messy forfeit he will face! How messy will he get? Will the bunny ears survive? Does he truly live up to the title of Sloppingtail? You can check out the screencaps, but they don't do it justice so check out the scene and hop into the epic 2025 Easter Mess-Adventures of J. Bond! Scene also includes shower footage and a free trailer including the missing Easter gravy and a pie to the face for 800 Instagram subscribers!

The messy forfeits J faces from the eggs include: 1. Ketchup and Mustard Drenching 2. Ranch Over Head 3. Gravy Over Head (Completed for bonus trailer as I forgot to put the gravy in the studio)
4. Honey Over Head 5. Vanilla Pudding Face Dunk and Sliming (Turned into a slime facial) 6. Chocolate Pudding Face Dunk and Sliming (Turned into a slime facial) 7. 3 Shaving Foam Buckets Over Head 8. Triple Color Sliming 9. Oatmeal Over Head 10. Oatmeal Down Briefs 11. 6 Pre-Cracked and Pre-Mixed Eggs Poured on Face 12. Bag of Cotton Balls Over Head (which perfectly worked out to come at the end which was genuinely unplanned so J was completely slopped allowing them to stick properly XD making him a very messy bunny!)

In this scene J dressed in jeans and tightey whiteys (which end up gone by the end of the scene... ) pays up the following from two forum games: 1 shaving foam jeans filling, 1 slime jeans filling, 1 shaving foam underwear filling, 1 slime underwear filling, 2 wedgies full of shaving foam (which required little work from J thanks to gravity, mess, and movement), 4 shaving cream buckets over the head, and 2 slimings! Of course, J gets naughty and excited midway cumming into a bucket of shaving foam before planting it into his already trashed head! Scene includes male solo masturbation content and rinse off with shampoo footage.

J turns on the shower to shampoo and rinse off his "Wet, Wild, and Pied" shoot. This is the rinse off only version of the scene.

J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and gets rinsed off with a bucket of water. Scene includes solo male masturbation content. This is the mess only cut of the scene.

J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and does a shampoo and rinse off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content.

J decides to have some fun getting wet! Starting clothed, J uses buckets and the showerhead on himself before the feeling and the fun get so exciting that he spends over ten minutes pleasing himself ending in a very satisfying orgasm after all that fun! Includes solo male masturbation content.

In the rinse-off only cut of J's National Caramel Day 2025 celebration, J rinses down and shampoos, conditions, and rinses his hair after his messy caramel fun! This scene is the rinse-off only cut.

April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier and having a little solo spicy fun. Scene includes solo male masturbation content. This scene is the mess only cut.

April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier, having a little solo spicy fun, and rinsing off with a shampoo session included. Scene includes solo male masturbation content.

J follows up his incredibly smelly April Fool's Day triple sliming bet pay-off with a by a wash-off, hair-washing session, and J saying goodbye at the end by waving his dick like a helicopter XD!

Paying off a bet to another user, J takes three batter slimings with added nasty surprises. One has tartar sauce, one has Heinz 57, and one has expired garlic paste (which Stunk)! This is the mess-only cut of this scene.

J likes to celebrate early! Paying off a bet to another user just in time for April Fool's Day, J takes three batter slimings with added nasty surprises. One has tartar sauce, one has Heinz 57, and one has expired garlic paste (which Stunk)! This is followed by a wash-off, hair-washing session, and J saying goodbye at the end by waving his dick like a helicopter XD! This is the full version of this scene.

While cleaning recently, J found a tub of queso cheese dip that had gone out of date. Well, it may not have been suitable for eating but it did still have one use: giving J a smelly, expired queso shower giving his long hair a nice slathering in the potent savory slop! This is a bonus release for the weekend!

J is back with more game forfeits! First up, he takes two cherry pies topped with cool whip in his face, up, over, and into his hair. This is followed by J being sprayed down with a can of extra creamy whipped cream! J finishes off by head-dunking into a bowl of slime while jerking off with the bowl overflowing as he dunks! This brings J to the point of cumming in the slime which is of course dumped directly on his head! Scene includes solo male masturbation content.

J takes his first forfeit from the Pillory 2 game on UMD which includes 6 shaving cream pies, a bottle of chocolate syrup over the head, a bottle of (very Cold) strawberry milk over the head, ketchup over the head, mustard over the head, and gravy over the head! It's a mix of sweet, sticky, cold, and smelly all drenching J!

In a forfeit for an April Fool's game, J slathers his head in marshmallow fluff before taking a marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup, and crust pie sandwich followed by finishing with a drenching of chocolate syrup! J makes one sticky s'more!