I am buried in the sand, then get pied, slimed and stuffed with an apple in the mouth
I stand outside in black leggings and a blue shirt and take real Whipped Cream Pies to the face and...
I get my hair messy by smearing peanut butter into it and then rubbing it in while being outside and...
Using slippery slime, I pour it down the front of my pink once-piece bathing suit and fill it up....